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It's All About Constructive Criticism.

Anonymous asked: Britney Spears is trash.

slavesnake:

Is that you David?

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

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